Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Vicks for Dummies



I once had a cold/fever. I once used Vicks. I then felt better.

'It could happen to you' Directions:
1. Before night and morning, apply Vicks VaporRub on the following areas
-Chest
-Neck
-Back (if you can reach)
-Back of neck
-Feet (important: roll socks on after applying to keep the ointment concealed)
2. Take a deep breath of the fresh Vicks air and smile.
3. If nasal congestion occurs, dab a tiny bit of Vicks on your finger and rub inside the nostrils.
4. Do not touch private body parts.
5. Relax.

Love,
a satisfied Vicks user

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