Friday, September 25, 2009

Sing-A-Long to this song!



I found this clip from the movie, 500 Days of Summer. Which I did see. By myself, unknowing Amanda (hash brown type of gal) was a section away. Which of whom told me countless times to see this film. Yes she saw it more than once. It was fairly cute, but no cuter than Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Summer Fin's apartment wallpaper! Anyway.. here is a decent fun loving clip I couldn't help but enjoy. Especially when the blue cartoon bird appears. Totally brought me back to a random episode in a Disney Sing-A-Long movie that belonged to my sis Marlo. I was always eager to watch it and adored the melodies, but had to ask my sis for permission to watch it. Boo..

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Vicks for Dummies



I once had a cold/fever. I once used Vicks. I then felt better.

'It could happen to you' Directions:
1. Before night and morning, apply Vicks VaporRub on the following areas
-Chest
-Neck
-Back (if you can reach)
-Back of neck
-Feet (important: roll socks on after applying to keep the ointment concealed)
2. Take a deep breath of the fresh Vicks air and smile.
3. If nasal congestion occurs, dab a tiny bit of Vicks on your finger and rub inside the nostrils.
4. Do not touch private body parts.
5. Relax.

Love,
a satisfied Vicks user

Conclusively Club's Cabana


Speaking of September, this song was featured in one of the mix CDs at work last september. I can't get over how much this reminds me of Club! Every bit of it, down to the cabana section, to the I want to kill you because your ignorant. Not really. Even though we don't have a child section, we have the 'dress a bitch, we speak the truth with attitude' section. Them nude swim trunks get me every time.

P.S. I think miss black physician sun hat stole Rees' heels!

High School Art













MET's stands for my true identity, that these pieces of art belong to me. During grade 11 I went threw a charcoal phase. I was obsessed! Everything around me was coated with carbon based earth colored residue! Oreo cookies. Homework. Friends. Lego. Porn. Everything! I simply could not resist the urge to scratch out my adolescent feelings.
















Sunday, September 13, 2009

a Giraffe, a Male Model, and High Heels


Nothing like inspired giraffe outfits sported by male super models! I snatched this shot from designscene.net, one of my favorite sites. They specialize on fashion updates, anything thats anything on the prevailing taste. The German brother of mine behind this special photo is Karl Lagerfeld. Home designer to Chanel, Fendi, and his own karllagerfeld.com. The world known male model posing with the real or unreal animal is Baptiste Giabiconi. What a piece. His agencies have been splashing his body from magazine to magazine. Although he is huge and everyone wants a slice of his essence, Eugene Bauder is still my paramour. The home base to this photo belongs to www.purple.fr/fashion.php?i=1 (Purple Fashion Magazine). A heavy stylized topic booklet from Paris, France. I don't know to much on the mag but apparently this photo may or may not belong to it. There's some argument to it at design scene. I don't know, but what I do know is what I wrote down in the first sentences before..

What I really wanted to share is the what 6" high heels Baptiste is wearing. Dangerous for the male heel and the famous drag queens, don't want Baptiste to get to comfortable now, or do we..? Perhaps the effect Lagerfeld wanted for this photo is portraying the art of man standing tall with a wild print like the giraffe. Sort of a friendly savour to the species we place on the back burner. After all art plays a huge role in the fashion industry. Or maybe its just a plain john photo with a man wearing high heels, frightening the heterosexuals. There are many frames of Baptiste and the heels, each one appearing more random after another. Maybe Lagerfeld has an answer for each of them or maybe they were just spontaneously created without an insight at all. Who knows, but what I do know is that I will never casually wear high heels, for a show yea, but not for myself.

Ahh.. The ever so sexist heels, so my eye like friend Rees would say (she's like an eye. Can see what's right in front of her and tells anyone how it is). You see, where I work these days, the ladies are forced to wear heels, black kittens or 2". Rees is so against this she wrote a paper on all the heels disadvantages. She wears flats often and is ready to stand her ground when it comes to heel wearing. Even though they create major health problems for the foot and ankle after some years of wear and tare, the company insists the girls to fall head over heels. I believe the label we work for definitely grabbed some of Karl Lagerfeld's designs, without a doubt, and proclaims the female staff to showcase the knockoffs by wearing black sexy heels.

Hmm.. Sometimes for fun I like to believe we are just living a dream. We make the rules and ideas all around us, our own dealer and creator to our mishaps and annoyances. Or maybe the dream is us living and what I said is true and real. Huh. I don't know, I may be confusing myself now. Anyway I hope Baptiste Giabiconi and Karl Lagerfeld work together some more, I would like to see their creation, so my interest can write about it.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Sugar Crisp Cereal

Yes, sugar crisp! As I typed my hunger in the last first blog, this cereal came into mind. I couldn't resist the sweet sugary fluffy texture of it. Cereal is something I always have to rotate with, ill go through 4 to 5 kinds before I repeat the same cereal. It's just to keep my mornings more exciting, and nights. I will now regret eating this kind, because when I go pee I will smell the cereal, like asparagus. Its strange.

Anyway it was delicious and as I sat with my head propped up against my pillows, 2% milk dripping down my chin, I realized how awful the add on the box was. The newly designed sugar bear looks drugged, with a lazy smile, a tasteless brown turtle neck sweater, and a hand reaching out with puffy wheats as though they're tablets of sugar ecstasy. Its ridiculous, blah, and a disgrace to the olden day sugar bear. Perhaps this young cub grew up to be the tiresome digitally animated addict to its own product bear today. Wo, he really let him self go!

The appearance of cereal is constantly evolving, its crazy towns (medium crazy)! I noticed the catchy tune I personally now remember, 'Can't get enough of that Sugar Crisp, yea' isn't around. I reckon the song was selling and not the cereal, so they cut it. Like the kit kat melody. I hope us cereal lovers can see a new and improved sugar bear soon. Shouldn't be to long. I wonder if there is still a Sugar Crisp commercial! Huh. Well I guess thats all I have to say about that. Although I am glad to have written about Sugar Crisp, cereal ain't so hard to spell anymore. Can't get enough of this Sugar Crisp, yea!

Memorabilia


This is my first new post for my first new blog site. I would like to concentrate on having this blog as a center to my many ways of remembering, creating, sharing and well blogging anything that interests me. I may be grammatically incorrect at times, degrading, helpful, interesting, gay, possibly boring and well I could list more, but thats for you to discover, if interested. I don't want to give away more about myself because its to soon, and I find it exhausting. Through every blog I post in the future you'll learn more about me I promise.

Action! The photo above is one of many, and yes I saturated the color.
I believe this was taken about a year ago, dancing at a not so random club with a friend, kiki. Yea we have some original grooves thanks for noticing. I find it amazing how we can capture a perfect image of a moment that passes by so quick. Glance back. Smile. Then try to relive that moment. Share it. Maybe write about it. I'm not going to write about this moment. I can however write about kiki. She is 20 something years, has striking black hair, light skin, likes to call herself grandma, owns a rambunctious black cat, listens to ska music, and wears the color red very well. I know more of her of coarse but those were just the main things that fall into my mind when I see and chill with her. We used to work together at an art gallery, never a dull moment there! Yea she's a doll. I am super hungry right now so thats my closing sentence. Oh and her real name isn't Kiki.